Thursday, October 05, 2006

Inconvenient Transubstantiation

A police officer pulled over a priest who had been driving erratically.

"What's that in your thermos, Father?" the officer asked.

"It's only water," the priest replied.

The officer opened the thermos and sniffed. "It smells like wine to me," he said.

The priest looked up at the sky and said "Lord, you've done it again!"

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