Thursday, February 15, 2007

A man and his wife are having a Valentine's dinner at a table in a plush restaurant and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long"?

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