Thursday, May 17, 2007

Why did the chicken cross the road?
HumanistNetworkNews.orgMay 16, 2007
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Stephen Hawking: We can explain this by moving the video of the motion of the chicken in the backward direction and study the beggining of its motion.
My Physics teacher: I cannot tell u that as it is beyond the scope of ur text book.
The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

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