Wednesday, November 07, 2007
HumanistNetworkNews.orgNov. 7, 2007
Two nuns were ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior was that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decided to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.In the middle of the project, there was a knock at the door. "Who is it?" called one of the nuns.*"Blind man," replied a voice from the other side of the door.The two nuns look at each other and shrug, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. So they open the door."Nice boobs," said the man. "Where do you want me to hang these venetian blinds?"